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Pastor Manning, you put the crazy in crazy black pastor

By Al Sharpton

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Please take a few minutes and watch this anti-Obama video from Pastor James Manning.

From one outspoken pastor with a funny voice to another (your voice sort of sounds like mine on helium), maybe turn down the vitriol a notch or twelve. You started out strong with humor:

“Obama is a Macdaddy! You don’t get your campaign started with a big-chested white woman. She must be a 54-D. Double D. That’s the first place I saw his name. On a pair of great big ole tits. Obama is a long-legged Macdaddy!”

Long-legged? You sure you aren't mistaking him with the roadrunner? But then the gloves come off:

“I haven’t trashed Obama. His African in-heat father went whoring after a trashy white woman. He was born trash. I said he was born trash!

Listen, I'm jealous of Obama too. He has the world wrapped around his finger the way Jesse, me and you never will. But did you hear those audible gasps from the crowd when you said the trash line? Can I suggest an edit -- rubbage. It's a cute sounding British word. It'll go over better. Next target: your parish.

"You hypocrites you. You spineless you-know-what. You don’t have enough sense to pour piss out of a boot, and you’re talking about Obama as your president. You’re despicable.”

Passionate diatribes infused with tangentially-related biblical passages is the communciation platform for us black pastors. It's like the sonnet to the poet, or the freeverse to the rapper. But attacking Obama and all black people is the wrong subject for that rant. There are two billion white people that would be better suited for your target. And what about the Jews ... stealing our money.

"The future of you African American people is in my mouth. It’s not in your hands, it’s in my mouth. And I don’t have to compromise with not one of you nappy-headed people. Your heatlh isn my mouth ... Gawd will stricken some of you with cancer. "

OK here you get kind of crazy with it. You've obviously learned something from the master of jive-talk. I like the metaphor "your health is in my mouth.' It is a metaphor, right? Not an illusion to oral sex? Oh and the part where you threatened people who speak against you with cancer, again perhaps a little strong. Maybe something not terminal but just annoying. Like canker sores.

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Comments

renee:

Yowza! Calm down Pastor Manning!

and Al...oh Al...you put the Sharp in Sharpton!

3/20/2008 11:34 AM

Al Gore:

global warming is a religion
almost all religions are a DUMMING

3/20/2008 9:17 PM

mike:

"poor piss"?

3/21/2008 2:54 PM

Typical American:

I like this minister, I wonder if Obama would seat in pastor Manning's church, like he did in Chicago for 2o years. You bet he would have walked out, because he was attacking his ego.
Go Minister manning you are the man of truth. God bless you.

3/21/2008 4:51 PM

Dreidel Hustler (from the third floor):

Seriously, this guy cracks me up. Does he charge admission?

4/3/2008 9:27 AM

PantyHacker:

Sigh... it would be awesome if Manning had a huge crucifix hanging behind him, and it fell on him, lolol. This guy is no better than the church group in Arkansas who protest our government, and our fallen soldiers.

4/26/2008 8:46 PM

Peyton Manning:

Gosh darn it! This guy is tarnishing the good Manning name!

4/26/2008 9:14 PM

JM:

Pastor?? He definately is not a true disciple of Christ. Look at 1Cor:13 and Galatians 5 to see respectively, what love is and, what the fruits of the Holy spirit are. Not All who call Jesus Lord,Lord will enter his Kingdom. The man needs to be prayed for.

6/4/2008 4:42 PM

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